As a child, my parents and teachers gave me the wrong sense of directions. They said it was straight.
When in reality it's Zig-Zag!
Meaning you stay on the left if you have to go right and you stay on the right if you have to go left.
Meaning you stay on the left if you have to go right and you stay on the right if you have to go left.
Your tremendous faith in others having the wrong sense of direction, opposed to the one above is often disposed by divine intervention causing a gridlock and you wonder at the limited mental capacity of the lesser road occupying mortals.
The government should reconstruct the roads to facilitate execution of this progressive sense of direction.
Phew!!!